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Bouon appétit!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Enjoy your meal!',' Santé!

Té pliaît-i' eune pînte?

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Would you like a pint?','

Ch'est un bieau boulais qu'en ava!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: It's easier going downhill!', '

Savêt'-ous chenna?

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Did you know that?', '

Trînmouss'-té dêliêment!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Hurry up, get a move on!', '

Assiév'-ous auprès d'nous!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Sit down next to us!', '

Va-t-i' quédaine!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Isn't he going fast!', '

Coumme est qu'tu'es?

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: How are you?', '

Tout va coumme sus rouôlettes!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Everything's rolling along nicely!', '

Où'est qu'i' sont, mes vaques?

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: Where are my cows?', '

Tchi caqu'téthie!

or for those who aren't yet fluent in Jèrriais: What a lot of chatter!', '

Tchi belle arlévée!

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