As they warn: “Guernsey Futu is un-intended for readers aged un-der 18”

And the award for best use of the Guernsey language in a motion picture goes to… Guernsey Futu‘s “New Ebenezer Le Page movie breaks box office records“

Very rude and very funny item in Guernsey Futu’s Christmas issue, including the Dgèrnésiais answer to the classic “Hasta la vista, baby”. They’ve got a Christmas wallpaper for download, too – but you’ve been warned twice already, so don’t visit it if you’re liable to be shocked by that sort of thing.

Y’a des gros mots pouor Noué siez Guernsey Futu tch’înmaginne eune vèrsion du livre d’Ebenezer Le Page coumme film d’action. Véthe, si Hollywood pâlait l’Dgèrnésiais, nou dîthait d’même. Chenna f’thait rithe les cats, mais acouo eune fais, y’a des gros mots.